Nick is delicate, like a flower. Like a chubby, damaged flower, who hates himself.

I got a purse full of hard candy and an empty bladder! I’m here all night folks.

Chandler & Joey || Nick & Schmidt

Stop making that face at me! I hate that face!

I brake for birds. I rock a lot of polka dots. I have touched glitter in the last 24 hours. I spend my entire day talking to children. And I find it fundamentally strange that you’re not a dessert person. That’s just weird, and it freaks me out. And I’m sorry I don’t talk like Murphy Brown. And I hate your pantsuit. I wish it had ribbons on it or something to make it just slightly cuter. And that doesn’t mean I’m not smart and tough and strong.

Jessica Day - Season 1