A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.
I accept and fully support this headcanon
harry and ginny having triplet boys and naming them james, sirius, and remus respectively
and mcgonagall’s reaction when they’re at hogwarts like
no not again
OH by the way tonight my friends and i were talking about the social concept of guys buying girls drinks in bars and like whY DOESN’T THAT HAPPEN IN BOOKSTORES BECAUSE IF A GUY CAME UP TO ME IN BARNES AND NOBLE AND ASKED ME WHAT I WAS LOOKING AT AND TALKED TO ME ABOUT IT AND OFFERED TO BUY IT FOR ME THERE IS A 1000000% CHANCE I WOULD HAVE SEX WITH HIM PROBABLY
i have a problem and its called not enough fictional lesbians